Midget

Midget is a secondary character in KFC Man. He is an immensely powerful psychic, and presumably the sole inhabitant of the Pink, Cyan, and Desert Zones, as he is knowledgeable of their properties.

Appearance
Midget is a very short stickman, sitting at about half the height of KFC Boy, the otherwise shortest character in the series. His face is a small, awkward smile slightly on the left side of his squished, wide head. He has a small torso, with arms coming out of the centre, and legs spread apart with long feet at the ends.

Personality
Midget is a very lonely character, presumably being the one resident in three consecutive dimensions. Due to this, he is very willing and helpful to speak with people, as he immediately greets KFC Boy and KFC Man as Episode 2 begins (though the span of time between Episodes 1 and 2 is unknown). He, however, seems to enjoy his loneliness, as his first priority before any introduction is to get the two out by using The Key to open the Portal

His Hobbies
A great question asked a lot is "what does the midget do in his free time?" well, its simple. he bangs hookers and snorts coke off a dead whore's ass on the weekends. He also plays the violin.